Just following up

Checking back in with a few stories and ideas from past newsletters

Elon Book Interview 

I know I said last week that I was trying to avoid the Elon biography, but then Kara Swisher interviewed Walter Isaacson. I’m a big fan of Kara Swisher and her interview style. I listen to most episodes of her podcasts, and curiosity got the better of me when she started talking to Isaacson. I can now say I am somehow less likely to purchase or read this book than I was before listening to him talk about it. Isaacson comes across as uninterested and unequipped to do more than regurgitate Elon’s own myth of himself. 

Platform Updates

The Rest of Meta 

TikTok

YouTube

Twitter

The Product 

Twitter Alts 

Culture Movers 

Film & TV

Gaming 

AI 

Scams

Baldur’s Wait

At the end of August, I warned y’all that two video games were about to eat up my free time. I’ve been enjoying Starfield. At the time of writing this section, I was still waiting for Baldur’s Gate. Larinan Studios pushed back the Mac release of the game a few times before tweeting that it would arrive alongside the latest patch on September 21st. Then, in another tweet, they announced they’re delaying the patch by a day to give them time for testing. All of this is a minor irritation that I, a 30-year-old full-time job, am more than capable of dealing with. It’s just weird to me that they are still treating Twitter, sorry X, as their primary communication tool. 

You couldn’t find this info on their website, or Steam page, or their Instagram, or their Threads feed. Just tweets, sorry posts on X. The site that ruined their user verification system and created a massive impersonation issue. The site hemorrhaging ad revenue due to brand safety concerns and declining users. The site that’s owned by a man actively promoting dangerous antisemitic conspiracy theories. I want to be clear that I’m not accusing Larian of cosigning any of this by tweeting. This used to be a perfectly reasonable corporate comms plan for a game studio, but as time goes on, it will become increasingly odd for companies to keep using X like they did Twitter. 

Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons chucking as he says “I’m in danger” on a bus next to a screenshot of the “perception failed” notification in Baldur’s Gate 3 that you get when your character fails to notice something in the environment. 

Assuming no additional delays, I’ll probably be downloading the game when you read this. Now I have to decide which character I want to play first. I’m thinking either a Dragonborn Storm Sorcer or a Tiefling Paladin/Warlock multiclass. 

Hot Union Summer 

Back in June, I called out some parallels between the Reddit mod protests and the writers' strike. I’d like to quickly summarize some of the major labor-organizing updates since that observation at the beginning of the summer. 

NFT Fails 

There’s a reason I always categorize NFT and Crypto news as “scams” in the link roundup. Despite all of the hype crypto grifters tried to build around them, this newsletter, like many sane people on the internet, knew a scam when we saw one. A new report on the NFT market dropped this week, claiming that 95% of NFTs are now worthless. So, despite being able to add multiple slurp juices on a single ape, the whole thing turned out to be a colossal waste of time. Good job, everyone. 

A deeply cursed tweet where user @rarecandyio says “a lotta yall still dont get it. ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape. so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes. Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces.” and pairs it with an image of a monkey that’s ugly even by NFT standards.