Top 4 Listicles I Wrote This Week

We get into the Met Gala, the WGA strike, and my favorite Chris

Top 3 Things Happening This Weekend

Sorry, I way overcommitted to a bit this week, and I’m going all in on the list format. Anyway, let’s start easy with your weekend forecast. 

1. Princess Diana’s ex is getting an award or something 

2. My dad’s birthday 🎁

3. My boyfriend Ben’s birthday 🎂

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Top 7 Met Gala Looks

This year’s Met Gala felt like less of an event for me. In past years, my main engagement with the event was through everyone live tweeting takes on the celebrity fashion choices (and failure to dress for the theme). With Twitter feeling less and less useful each day, I saw less of the event in real-time. This year’s choice of theme was also… interesting. Karl Lagerfeld undeniably had an impact on the fashion industry, but he’s not a role model I’d hold up as someone the industry should emulate going forward. His attitudes toward women, people of color, and body size were abhorrent and sharply at odds with the direction of popular culture. 

That said, several celebs found ways to stand out, in a good way, at the event. 

Lil Nas X and Doja Cat both paid tribute to Lagerfeld’s cat, Choupette. 

Lil Nas X covered in silver body paint and a crystal cat mask, and Doja Cat wearing a silver dress and cat prosthetic makeup.

Jared Leto also went as Choupette, but he’s a creepy cult leader, and his look wasn’t as good. 

Another of Karl Lagerfeld’s sins was his dislike of the color pink. Several Gala attendees smartly deployed the color on Monday night in his honor. My favorite pink looks came from Quannah Chasinghorse, Naomi Campbell, and Jennifer Lopez. 

Quannah Chasinghorse, Naomi Campbell, and Jennifer Lopez in their stunning pink Met Gala dresses. 

Quinta Brunson and Amanda Seyfried both looked great and used their time on the whatever-we-are-calling-this-carpet to express support for the writer's strike.

Amanda Seyfried in gold and Quinta Brunson in silver at the 2023 Met Gala.

I agree with Amanda and Qunita here, which brings us to the next list of this newsletter. 

Top 5 WGA Strike Signs

Beyond my general inclination towards supporting unions and creative people, I think the WGA’s concerns motivating this strike are especially compelling. As Adam Conover explained well on The Town this week, the WGA is really asking for help preserving the viability of writing as a career and ensuring writers earn a fair living wage. I think Adam and other WGA members will do a much better job than myself explaining the nuances of their position and the details of the evolving negotiations. I encourage you to get info on the strike’s progress directly from the union’s members. However, I do feel qualified to help you navigate the wonderful world of strike signs. Here are some of my favorites. 

We love a Taylor reference.

A WGA strike sign that reads “It’s YOU. Hi. YOU’RE the problem, it’s YOU.

A good reminder that there’s no movie magic without writers.

A WGA strike sign with printed-out pictures of Nicole Kidman from her AMC ad and text that reads, “We come to this place… for better wages. Because we need that. All of us.”

If you thought generative AI would be a good substitute for experience writers, think again. 

A WGA strike sign that reads, “ChatGPT doesn’t have childhood trauma.”

Real “fuck off” energy here, which I love. 

A WGA strike sign that says, “Succession without writers is just The Apprentice. And Look how THAT worked out.” 

I think this one speaks for itself. 

A WGA Strike sign that reads, “My next, my back, we need a fair contract.”

Top 1,000 Chrises 

Let’s close things out with a definitive list of Chrises from best to worst. 

1. Evans

2. Pine

3. Meloni

4. Hemsworth

5. Messina

73. A random guy I met a the bar last week 

74. Jenner

1,000. Pratt